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Called her up and chatted about this and that and had a nice little conversation with her, huh? Going out with her for lunch on Saturday, eh? Very Nice.

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This article is based on information gleaned from my brief stay in Stripperville. What do you want from the Stripper?

Feb 21,  · How to Become a Stripper. Becoming a stripper is easy -- most clubs are usually looking for more help. If you've considered the benefits and ramifications of the job and have decided that you want to go for it, read on. As a stripper, you are an exotic dancer. Why not pick something exotic? Gia, Amira or Ayesha would stand out. 76%(62). Sep 05,  · Want to watch this again later? Sign in to add this video to a playlist. Sign in. Share Man 2 Man Male Stripper Top Of The Pops - Duration: katenpaul , views. Mar 15,  · This sensual Session is VERY special to me because it's an area I have struggled in HARDCORE! Can anyone else relate? If so, this video is for you. I take yo.

A few fun evenings out on the town with a little hottie on your arm? Free passes to the Titty Bar where you met her? Everlasting true love?

Trust me. No one can handle her.

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Remember that and keep your eyes on the prize. She gets paid handsomely for that skill. Keep in mind that she pulls down more than most corporate attorneys who also represent a large portion of her clientele.

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Your future with this chick: Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap I want toi date a stripper dancer heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. She has more guy friends than you had all throughout high school and college, collectively.

All of those "guy datf started out just like you, chief.

They saw the Hoi Titty Land and thought they could get there, too. Once they tired of the bullshit and drama, or she found someone else, they were relegated to "friends.

You guys could all get together and swap the exact same stories about wasted nights, full-blown disappointment, and confused, desperate whack-off sessions when you all found out that dating a stripper is no different than trying to debate Nietzsche with a Dalmation. This stimulates her sub-par self-esteem.

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When you keep calling, she knows she has you. Her phone rings more than all of the lines at the New York Times combined. Try to sound upbeat: They all smoke. A necessity would be getting her condo key so you can go feed her cat.

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She works nights and you work days. Keep your job.

DO carry lots of hundreds in a money clip. Make sure she sees you strip off the bills when the dinner check comes. Clasp your hands behind your head and lean back into your chair after you make the Amex toss, as if to say, "See waht

Unlimited credit, baby. DO remember this: All they need is their Xanax and Raspberry Stoli on the rocks and their job.

At least. Good luck in Stripperville.

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Get used to it. Her life is a flurry of activity selected at random. Bookmark the permalink.

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